HERE IS SOME OF MY FAVORITE PEOPLE THAT EXSIST!

HEY ALL! MI VIDA LOCO....ANY HOW HERE IT GOES, LIFE HAS BEEN FAIRLY GOOD THE LAST WEEK, I ACTUALLY HAVE HAD TIME AND WAS ALLOWED TO SPEND SOME PERSONAL TIME WITH THE MOST INPORTANT PERSON THAT IS IN MY LIFE...THX FAWN <---(YEAH) THX REBEL, RICHARD, COREY......IT REALLY MEANS THE WORLD TO ME! I REALLY HAVE BEEN GOING THROUGH SOME TOUGH TIMES AND NEEDED SOMEONE TO BE THERE FOR ME AND LIKE SHE ALWAYS DOES, SHE DID IT! YEAH YEAH YEAH SPERM DONOR, ASSHOLE, WORTHLESS, CALL IT WHAT YOU WANT, SHE WAS THERE ONCE AGAIN.

OK, HERE IS GOES ONCE AGAIN....WHAT IS GOING ON IN KENNYS LIFE? WELL AS OF THE FIRST OF THE MONTH, I WAS UNABLE TO AFFORD THE BEAUTIFUL PLACE THAT I HAD AND HAD TO BREAK MY LEASE WITH THE LANDLORD, NEEDLESS TO SAY THEY WERE NOT TOO HAPPY ABOUT IT BUT, HEY, I WAS THERE FOR A TOTAL OF 21 DAYS. BESIDES THAT I REALLY MISS MY CO-WORKERS AT THE PCC, AS YOU HAVE READ IN PREVIOUS POSTS, THEY WERE SOME OF THE KEWLIST PEOPLE THAT I HAVE EVER MEET. I STILL WANT TO GIVE A SHOUT OUT TO THE BACK OF THE HOUSE AND TO THAT ONE DUDE THAT I FOUND STUCK IN THE CLOSET!! (LOL) BACK TO ME...I HAVE BEEN SPENDING ALOT OF TIME WITH THE ONE IN MY LIFE THAT MEANS THE MOST TO ME, SHE IS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL THING IN MY LIFE. I HAVE AN OPPERTUNITY TO SPEND TIME WITH HER LIKE I NEVER HAD IN THE PAST! SHE IS MY WORLD ->HER SITE<- I WILL TRY TO GET SOME MORE RECENT PICTURES ON THERE AS SOON AS I HAVE THEM AVAILABLE TO ME.
I REALLY DONT KNOW WHAT I WOULD LIKE TO DO WORK WISE NOW, I COULD GO BACK AND FINISH MY SCHOOLING WHICH WAS INTURUPTED DUE TO THE CIRCUMSTANCES THAT CAME ABOUT THROUGH OUT THE LAST 6 MONTHS, BUT THEN AGAIN ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE. I REALLY AM THINKING ABOUT GETING OUT OF THE HOSPITATLITY INDUSTRY FOR AWHILE JUST TO TAKE A LITTLE BREAK. ANYONE WHO KNOWS WHAT IT IS LIKE KNOWS WHAT I AM TALKIN ABOUT. MAYBE TAKE A POSITION AT LOWES OR SAMS CLUB, OR JUST SOMTHING DIFFERENT THAN THE SAME OLE DRAMA THAT COMES WITH THE RESTURAUNT BIZZ. WELL PPL, IT IS TIME FOR ME TO STOP BITCHING! STOP BACK AGAIN, I WILL BE UPDATING SOON!

ROUGH

TODAY WAS ABOUT THE WORST DAY YET OUTTA JAIL, THE NEWS HERE NOT ONLY COMES ALOT BUT IN FLOODS OF INFORMATION, ALL I HAVE GOT TO SAY IS IT HAS BEEN GOOD WITH YOU ALL. MY LIFE WILL NEVER CHANGE, JUST NEED TO GET A TIGHTER GRIP ON IT I GUESS.

YULY

THIS IS TO THE GIRL WHO MOVED MY LIFE.......HERE ARE SOME WORDS FOR YOU.....Yep I've been on the cover of the Rolling Stone I met the president when I was half stoned I been so high I've gotten confused I been beat down, broke and used Motherfucker I drank with hank, talked blues with Billy Rocked with Run sang with shotgun Willy Went from small time philly to big time Bobby From 3 day old chili to saki with wosabi I'm home hey I'm home You never met a motherfucker quite like me Not like me, dida dada like me, hey like me No more bein' poured drink specials at winners Or being ignored by the think straight sinners I used to smoke pinners while my moms made dinner Now I smoke bombs and rock with Lynyrd skynyrd No beginners here I'm a seasoned vet Educated on jazz by my man Amed Heard again my friend I been the world n back But I'm Michigan boy can you feel that And I'm home You never met a motherfucker quite like me Not like me, God damn like me, hey hey like me Never thought I'd go as far in life as this Never made par and I could give 2 shits Never wanted sell cars cause my dad was a dick Never wanted a guitar 'till I heard a lick like this And from the depths of dixie to my northern spots You know its time to rock when ole glory drops I pimp through town with the top laid back Black hat, fine blonde, cold pabst in my lap I'll adapt To any and all situations Thats why the call me the pimp of the nation Hey bitch you best believe I live in the woods not your world of greed Might, SMOKE little weed might a little SNORT yeah I'm so proud to be living in the USA You've never met a motherfucker quite like me Hey hey like me, da di da da stay like me, hey hey hey like me You aint ever met and you aint never going meet You never met a ,never met a ,never never never never met a Motherfucker quite like me You aint never met a mother like me Hey you aint never never never never never met someone like me (Hey hey) Never met like me, (Hey hey) (Hey dude hey) Never met a mother like me (Come on, hey) And you never, and never gonna never gonna meeeeeet (Hey come on already) You never meeeeeeeet (stop) What? (Dude, theres more to life than just you) hahaha
JUST ASK ME FOR THE LINK TO THE SONG!

HEY, JUST DROPPING TO TALK ABOUT MY DAY...BOY ILL TELL YOU WHAT, YOU WOULD THINK THAT I WORK FOR THE GOVERNMENT, I PICKED UP MY PAY CHECK TODAY AND, TO SAY THE LEAST....DID I WORK FOR IT? LOL, ANY HOW I HAVENT POSTED IN A WHILE AND THOUGHT THAT I SHOULD SPEAK A LITTLE TO THOSE OF YOU ALL THAT ARE INTERESTED IN MY LIFE. OHH MY GOD WHERE DO I START??????? OK THE PLAN IS LIKE THIS.....4/08/06 WAS AN IMPORTANT DAY FOR ME, IT WAS LIKE.....UMMMMM..WAITING TO SEE SOMEONE YOU HAVE NEVER MEET,==DANI== BUT IT WAS A GOOD DAY TO TELL YOU THE TRUTH! MY FRIENDS FROM WORK TOOK ME OUT AND CATERED ME TO A GOOD TIME, BUT I WARNED THEM!! I MAY BE A LIGHTWEIGHT! AND TRU TO MY STATEMENT, (SORRY OZZY AND AGUSTO) IT WAS ROUGH...WOKE UP...WONDERED WHERE I WAS...2 GAY GUYS HOUSE AND THERE WAS VOMIT ON THE FLOOR!!!! WHAT REALLY WAS THE NUT BUSTER WAS THEY ARE MY NEIGHBORS!!!! (I WILL LAUGH TILL THE DAY I DIE).....OHHH YOU THINK YOU I AM DONE, THE PLOT THICKENS...NEXT DAY I WAKE UP (!!ON THE COUCH!!) AND I AM LIKE WOOOOAHHH PEOPLE, WHY AM I HERE?????? THEY FINALLY TELL ME I GAVE MY BUDDY, WAYNE THE KEYS TO THE HOUSE. NEEDLESS TO SAY, THIS GUY IS KNOW WHATS UP. I GET TO MY HOUSE AND HE IS LIKE HERE IS THE KEYS, I BROKE IT IN "WAYNE STYLE"......AND I THINK TO SELF THEY DID WHAT THEY WANTED!! C/O C/O CO C/O LOL

SOMETIME LIFE IS LIKE A ROLLER COASTER...YOU JUST THINK THAT YOU ARE HAVING FUN...BUT WHEN IT IS ALL DONE, REALITY STRIKES!

Anthony Bourdain was born in New York City in 1956. He studied at Vassar College and graduated from the Culinary Institute of America before running kitchens at New York City's Supper Club, One Fifth Avenue and Sullivan’s. His work has appeared in the New York Times, The Times, the Observer, Scotland on Sunday, the Face, Limb by Limb, Black Book and the Independent, and he is a contributing authority for Food Arts magazine. He is currently the executive chef at Brasserie Les Halles and lives in Manhattan.

Bourdain’s latest project, a travel and food series called Anthony Bourdain: No Reservations, airs on the Travel Channel.

Bourdain had written two crime novels, Bone in the Throat (1995) and Gone Bamboo (1997), when his exposé of New York restaurants ‘Don’t Eat Before Reading This’ was published in The New Yorker in 1999. The article attracted huge attention in America and the UK and formed the basis of his memoir Kitchen Confidential: Adventures in the Culinary Underbelly. In 2002, Food Network broadcast a 22-part series in which Bourdain travelled the world in search of ‘extreme cuisine’. The resulting book, A Cook’s Tour: In Search of the Perfect Meal, became a bestseller in the US and the UK, and won the 2002 Guild of Food Writers Award for Food Book of the Year.

Published in October 2004, the Les Halles Cookbook is Anthony Bourdain’s guide to the strategies and techniques of classic bistro cooking. The book contains more than a hundred recipes from Brasserie Les Halles, all delivered in the ribald style of Kitchen Confidential and A Cook’s Tour.

Click through to find out more about Les Halles Cookbook, A Cook’s Tour, Kitchen Confidential and Anthony Bourdain’s other titles, and for full publications details, interviews with Anthony Bourdain and related links.

Journalists may download high-resolution images of Anthony Bourdain’s publicity photo and his UK and US jackets at Bloomsbury.com and BloomsburyUSA.com.